svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid)

  • me after every conversation:

    shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

Australia and it's cities.

  • Sydney:

    Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.

  • Melbourne:

    Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.

  • Brisbane:

    Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole

  • Adelaide:

    The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.

  • Darwin:

    Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.

  • Hobart:

    Beautiful scenery. Incest.

  • Perth:

    Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.

  • Canberra:

    Parliament. That's it.

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(Source: connor-frantas)

In Australian English, every response can be preceded by ‘yeah’.

  • “yeah alright”
  • “yeah it’s pretty good ay”
  • “yeah maybe”
  • “yeah nah”
  • “yeah fuck off”
  • “yeah why not?”
  • “yeah but what?”
  • “yeah”

Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.

You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”

(Source: yourealightagainmydear)

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

suicidalbreakd0wn:

whenpainmeetsdeath:

I wish at school they would talk about depression, anxiety, eating disorders, and self harm. Not just bullying. Because sometime it’s not people that make us feel like shit, it’s ourselves.

YES SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT, YES.