nathan, 18, Perth Western Australia
me after every conversation:
shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
Parliament. That's it.
- “yeah alright”
- “yeah it’s pretty good ay”
- “yeah maybe”
- “yeah nah”
- “yeah fuck off”
- “yeah why not?”
- “yeah but what?”
Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.
You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”